Screw You Half Marathon

I am training for a half marathon. UUUUUUUUGGGGHHHHHH.


It's hard. Running is hard. And I'm starting my for real training this week. It's totally baby training though. My big run is 4 miles **woooooaaahhhh four whole miles, big whoop** but it S. U. C. K. S. And I'm being a big fat baby.

Get ready for a whole series about this running nonsense. But right now I'm off to run 2 miles. (It's 10 pm jsyk).